Links for 2008-08-28

Post #6350 by Warren Ellis on August 29th, 2008 in brainjuice

Notebook for 2008-08-28

Post #6348 by Warren Ellis on August 28th, 2008 in notebook

  • For the world to be interesting, you have to be manipulating it all the time.

    - Brian Eno

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-27

Post #6349 by Warren Ellis on August 27th, 2008 in microlog

  • good morning 7001 people following me. I need a name for you other than “7001 people following me.” so today you are the Meatbag Armada. #
  • Pfff. #

From The Side Of The Ridgeway

Post #6347 by Warren Ellis on August 27th, 2008 in brainjuice

The Ridgeway is Britain’s oldest known road: a trackway running eighty-odd miles across the south of England, curving over the tops of hills from the Ivinghoe Beacon to Avebury in the west.

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Last week I had to walk a couple of miles of it for the first time, arcing from the White Horse cut into the chalk hill at Uffington down along the Ridgeway to reach Wayland’s Smithy.

Did you ever walk a road that’s five thousand years old? People have been crossing the country on The Ridgeway since Neolithic times. In some context: when the Ridgeway first came into use, the average lifespan was around 35 years. And those people were in the grip of massively disruptive conceptual revolution: the revolution of farming. The Ridgeway was the connective tissue between these new things, settlements, forming on the dry chalk hills. And with the advent of the continuity of a generation or two in the same place for the first time came the first inkling of history. The Ridgeway predates the White Horse, and Wayland’s Smithy, and very probably Avebury and Stonehenge. This is the path people walked when they first thought about how to talk to time.

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I’ve read that it used to run longer — that it used to run down from the west to the southern coast of Dorset, and east all the way to the sea at Norfolk. A diagonal cut across the country from sea to sea.

Funny thing: walking the Ridgeway, everyone who passed gave a smile and a sunny "Good afternoon!" or "Hello!". Everyone, in other words, suddenly became terribly English.

Notebook for 2008-08-26

Post #6342 by Warren Ellis on August 27th, 2008 in notebook

  • my notebook, August 20 1998 - almost exactly a decade ago

>currently reading

Post #6346 by Warren Ellis on August 27th, 2008 in brainjuice

Oriana

Post #6343 by Warren Ellis on August 27th, 2008 in shivering sands

I was just sorting through a stack of CDs, and found this somehow interleaved between them. I’d gotten some old photos from my stepmother when my father died a few years ago, and this was among them. God knows how it got separated from the others.

My dad was a sailor for a while: he always said he simply couldn’t resist the idea of being paid to see the world. And, as far as I know, he served chiefly on the Oriana. I think it may have been the first passenger liner of its type to have a swimming pool — he was certainly under the impression it was. His career as a sailor seems to have been as fraught as his career in the Queen’s Lifeguards (where he was once complicit in giving the Queen a horse with the shits for a public appearance), the high point probably being his missing the ship entirely during shoretime on Fiji and being "imprisoned" for jumping ship in what was basically a hut he was politely asked to return to at nights.

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He was in his early twenties when he sent this postcard — presumably nicked out of the ship’s shop — to my grandma. I’m not sure which direction the Oriana would have been steaming in, at this point. Research tells me that she was off Long Beach in March 1962, getting a gash cut in her side by an aircraft carrier. Dad never mentioned it. He never talked a lot about those years, because it bugged my mother, who had never gotten to travel and somehow resented my dad for his experiences. So I never got many details: just the sense that travel was worth doing, and that my dad believed he’d been made a better man by it.

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I didn’t get to New Zealand and Australia until my early thirties. But I got there. It’s a weird thing, I suppose, to see the path of your father’s footsteps curling around the entire world. But I like it.

I also like that the silly bastard’s pen ran out during that unintelligible squiggle at the end and he just had to get a pencil to explain that.

Links for 2008-08-26

Post #6341 by Warren Ellis on August 27th, 2008 in brainjuice

Out This Week: DOKTOR SLEEPLESS #8, GRAVEL #4

Post #6340 by Warren Ellis on August 26th, 2008 in Work

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Notebook for 2008-08-26

Post #6339 by Warren Ellis on August 26th, 2008 in notebook

  • “A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.”

    - JG Ballard


  • (books I have owned and probably lost)

On Whitechapel Today (26 Aug 08)

Post #6334 by Warren Ellis on August 26th, 2008 in brainjuice

At my internet cave system today:

* Ordering the people on Whitechapel who want to make comics to reveal themselves.

* The audio of Willow Bl00’s most recent Seattle Transhuman Salon

* The provisional list of comics singles and graphic novels on release this week (already corrected by Jonathan Hickman)

* More new mixes posted by the Whitechapel DJ community

* And The Weekly Listening Thread

SCARS 2nd Printing Out This Week

Post #6331 by Warren Ellis on August 26th, 2008 in Work

Available from this Wednesday in better comics stores and bookshops. You can see some pages from it here and here. This second printing comes with a new cover:

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Mapping The T-Stick

Post #6330 by Warren Ellis on August 26th, 2008 in researchmaterial

Vanessa Yaremchuk, who works in the field of artificial neural networks with special application to music, just pointed me at this.

The T-Stick is "a gestural musical controller designed and built by Joseph Malloch. The T-Stick can sense where and how much of it is touched, tapping, twisting, tilting, squeezing, and shaking."

And at Mapping The T-Stick, there is a sequence of videos showing the thing being played.

Vanessa says "I recommend playing all the videos at once, personally. The sound is
more fun that way." And it is kind of weird. She adds: "Joe is already in the middle of the next version of this thing, and this time it is made out of bamboo with sensors on the inside and it is looking very cool."

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-25

Post #6333 by Warren Ellis on August 25th, 2008 in microlog

  • Brain is spinning in place. Either it’ll build up enough revs that it’ll go somewhere very quickly, or the transmission will burn out. #
  • Does It Offend You, Yeah? make possibly the least offensive sound I’ve heard this year. #
  • Ah, The Faint are back. What a shame. #
  • It’s Monday. Every Monday I play the new releases through piccadillyrecords.com ’s “magic mix” service. It’s a bit fucking grim this week. #
  • Dan Johnson ( @dcurtisj ) just said to me: “McCain’s VP should be the guy who tortured him the most in Vietnam.” #
  • The McCain/Water Snake Fang ticket might be just what America needs. #
  • And still preferable to McCain/Lieberman, I’d imagine. #
  • Someone please give my brain a good slap so it’ll start going in some direction. Any direction. #
  • Just wrote a column about @templesmith’s WELCOME TO HOXFORD for a UK mag where I imply he should be sterilised for the good of humanity. #
  • Okay, I don’t imply it. I come right out and say it. #

HarperPerennial Podcast Interview

Post #6329 by Warren Ellis on August 25th, 2008 in Work, music

Believe it or not, I can’t actually stand the sound of my own voice, so I won’t be listening to this audio interview with me conducted by HarperPerennial around the time that CROOKED LITTLE VEIN was released in paperback. But you might find it interesting, if only to learn what I sound like just a few days after getting over some lungplague that left bits of dead Lovecraftian beasties decomposing in my chest.

Links for 2008-08-24

Post #6325 by Warren Ellis on August 25th, 2008 in brainjuice

Highpoint Lowlife: POST-SINGULARITY

Post #6328 by Warren Ellis on August 25th, 2008 in music

Fine music label Highpoint Lowlife presents POST-SINGULARITY, an evening of live sets and strange stuff, on Sunday August 31st at the Cafe Oto, Dalston (London). £5 entry / doors 8pm.

Thor at Highpoint describes it as "weird psychogeography themed around Dalston, drones, guitars, electronic noises and movies, and also nice beers," which works well enough for me that I’m hoping to make it there. Details are at the link, and you can investigate the four acts involved right here at Highpoint’s site.

Remember: if you see a big pissed bloke with no hair slumped in the corner, that’s not actually a drummer. That’s me.

The 4am: 15

Post #6324 by Warren Ellis on August 24th, 2008 in podcast

The 4am is a selection composed entirely of music sent to me by artists. If you want your music to be played on The 4am, email your 128kbps-plus mp3 files directly to warrenellis@gmail.com. The 4am is mixed down to 128kbps, is of no set length and is released on no set schedule. If you like the 4am, please tell people.

The podcast feed for The 4am is: http://warrenellis.com/?feed=podcast

15: Janglenauts

 
 The 4am: 15 - Janglenauts [17:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1179)

Parlovr - “Pen To The Paper” (4:38)

Hot Pink Zer0 - “Edie Edie Edie” (3:33)

BlackMath - “Reading Mysteries” (1:39)

Ancient Pistol - “Massive” (3:26)

Shiverdrain & The You And What Army Faction - “Quarantine” (3:54)

Not much in the way of notes this time, as I’m pretty exhausted from a week’s holiday (funny how it always works like that).

Parlovr live in Mile End in the middle of Montreal, and have an album forthcoming this October. And they make that chiming sound I love so much. Just like the way Hot Pink Zer0 invoke Edie, thereby evoking that Sixties/Factory-obsessed period of my youth. “Reading Mysteries” is, I think, the shortest track from the demo they sent me, which I mention because they have a huge amount of stuff for you to seek out.

Ancient Pistol’s Mike Feeney notes ” Also am the principle of Questionable Priorities Records, a label for AP releases and under construction. I figured truth-in-advertising was the best path and frankly defense.” Shiverdrain & The You And What Army Faction plainly have the best band name since Lothar & The Hand People — I was actually surprised to find their piece to be an evening tide of minimal electroacoustics, and a fine way to play out the programme.

Blue Ink

Post #6323 by Warren Ellis on August 24th, 2008 in brainjuice

A bittersweet hallucination from Yoon Ha Lee at CLARKESWORLD:

It’s harder than you thought, walking from the battle at the end of time and
down a street that reeks of entropy and fire and spilled lives. Your eyes aren’t
dry. Neither is the alien sky.

Links for 2008-08-24

Post #6322 by Warren Ellis on August 24th, 2008 in brainjuice

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-23

Post #6321 by Warren Ellis on August 23rd, 2008 in microlog

  • Hitting the road, boomerang trajectory. Good morning to the 6,911 people now following me on Twitter. #
  • Back from a week of walking England, standing in stone circles and crouching in burial chambers. Mission Control resumes normal service. #

On Whitechapel Tonight (23 Aug 08)

Post #6320 by Warren Ellis on August 23rd, 2008 in brainjuice

* Saturday Night Open Mic is up.

* Also, we have discussion threads open for ANNA MERCURY #3, this week’s comics releases, and, of course, yesterday’s FREAKANGELS.

Wrong Fun For America’s Top Slaves!*

Post #6319 by Warren Ellis on August 23rd, 2008 in brainjuice

So hold on. Obama thinks placing an old white guy as his running mate makes him more electable? Does that make sense? Because the other party has an old white guy at the top of the ticket. Which, by that logic, makes Top Old White Guy much more electable.

Learn to love the taste of water rats, America. Because John McCain did during the 18 years he was floating upside down in a flooded Vietnamese paddy field, and in November that’s what you poor bastards are getting for dinner.

* slugline to an issue of comics anthology BUZZ, many years ago

Links for 2008-08-23

Post #6318 by Warren Ellis on August 23rd, 2008 in brainjuice

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-22

Post #6317 by Warren Ellis on August 22nd, 2008 in microlog

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-21

Post #6314 by Warren Ellis on August 21st, 2008 in microlog

  • A blond-stone courtyard, wildflowers, clear skies, a cigarette and a summer ale. Today I am so English that I could burst into flame. #

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-20

Post #6313 by Warren Ellis on August 20th, 2008 in microlog

  • I have an Englishman’s lungs, and they resent rainforests. (This is not as random as it sounds.) #
  • Today @zdarsky is powered by hobos covered in chocolate. No, really. Subscribe to his “newsletter” (list of people he hasn’t raped yet). #

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-19

Post #6312 by Warren Ellis on August 19th, 2008 in microlog

  • The closer you look at an original William Blake, the more blisteringly crazy he gets. #

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-18

Post #6311 by Warren Ellis on August 18th, 2008 in microlog

  • Disturbingly, have rediscovered a taste for Manhattans. I blame my daughter (who orders Safe Sex On The Beach in cocktail bars). #

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-08-17

Post #6310 by Warren Ellis on August 17th, 2008 in microlog

  • Ah, Sauternes, my old enemy. We meet again. #

more nutty mail

jwz - Thursday August, 28 2008 03:47 PM PDT

I have myself often felt the urdent need for chainsaw:

Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:47:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brett Johnson <brettjohnson1955@yahoo.com>
Subject: Urdent Order
To: jwz@jwz.org
Cc: [...four random-seeming presumed-noncombatants...]

Hello Good day, Do you carry chainsaw Instock For sale, Wht Brand , odel and size do you carry, and Wht payment do you accept Hope Hear From You soon

I get spam like this a lot. I don't understand it. My best guess is that this is a feeler for responses, and stage two would be check fraud.

But... wouldn't it help to send it to someone who actually sells chainsaws? If you send mail to a zillion random addresses, how many do you have to try before you happen to hit a chainsaw salesman?

Alternately... how did I get on the list of gullible chainsaw providers?

KLIK KLAK

Pulphope - Thursday August, 28 2008 02:48 PM PDT

KIRBY07

Jack Kirby, born today, would've been 91 years old right now. He believed the Earth was visited by flying saucers. He was also the king of comics.

Dead Media Beat: the Fried Scrolls of Herculaneum

Bruce Sterling - Thursday August, 28 2008 02:16 PM PDT

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24096948-25132,00.htm Link: In search of Western civilisation's lost classics | The Australian. (...) "Epicurus's philosophy exercised so widespread an influence that for a long time it was touch and go whether Christianity might not have to give way before it,"...

five simple ways to Just Keep Writing

Wil Wheaton - Thursday August, 28 2008 01:43 PM PDT

I'm reluctant to pass myself off as some kind of authority on writing, because I still have a lot to learn, but from time to time I'm asked a question that I can answer with some degree of confidence. ...It's really hard, because as a blogger you're used to instant feedback to keep you going, but when you're working on something that can't be shared or released the same way blog posts are, you can lose your way and lose your confidence. ... -Wil This isn't anything more than common sense, I guess, and it's not even that original ( the post I linked to day before yesterday about blogging vs. writing a book covers most of this in much greater detail than I did) but I hope it's helpful anyway.

Concept Torment: Wearable Motorcycle

Coilhouse - Thursday August, 28 2008 01:17 PM PDT

Things have been a bit slow around here - comrade Nadya is off gallivanting around the Nevada desert and comrade Mer’s traipsing about New York, where I was all weekend. Do pardon our regrouping and accept this small offering of oh my god it’s a wearable motorcycle. It really is. Jake Loniak, a student at Art [...]

Yeah, But What If It Was Just A Shitty Piece?

The Reverse Cowgirl - Thursday August, 28 2008 01:13 PM PDT


Re this: Spin it how you want--hey, page views is groceries when you work for Gawker Media--but the fact of the matter is that this was just a shitty piece. So hyperbolic as to be suspected to be fake by those who should know, it was a too long by several thousand words feature that consisted of a pair of first-person slices of Wonderbread for a lot of anonymous sloppy meat interviews. In the end, the author balked. She didn't deliver the premise upon which her story was based. Running with the big dogs, she fell into the ditches. Fine. Whatever. You're a crappy reporter. The fact of the matter is that wasn't her fault--she is what she is. The blame lies with her editor, who should have killed the piece when Pilot pulled the pussy she'd promised to put on the line in the name of her, um, story. Of course, Radar knew the story would sell as is, which, as one can see by this online trail, it is, sort of, I guess. Note to editors: Next time, try an expert, instead of a hack.

Cthulhu Cthursday: You?re Doing It?Wrong?

Ectoplasmosis - Thursday August, 28 2008 01:00 PM PDT

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Yes. Yes, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.

Cthulhu Cosplayer [My Confined Space]

Valencia upgrade: wider sidewalks, bike lanes, more trees, less parking.

jwz - Thursday August, 28 2008 12:46 PM PDT

Department of Public Works:

Bloggy hand-wringing: Apparently wider sidewalks
"displace lower-class and middle-class residents."

lego tentacles

jwz - Thursday August, 28 2008 11:44 AM PDT

enema held aloft by cherubim

jwz - Thursday August, 28 2008 11:30 AM PDT

The 800lb enema

The 5ft tall sculpture, a bronze syringe bulb held aloft by three Botticelli-style angels, was revealed at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa in the southern city of Zheleznovodsk.

"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko, the spa's director, said. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."

The Caucasus mountains region is famous in Russia for dozens of health spas. Many offer enemas with water drawn from mineral springs, that are said to treat digestive and other complaints.

Mr Kharchenko said the monument had cost the spa £21,000. It was installed in a square in front of his spa, with an accompanying banner declaring: "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" posted on one of the spa's walls.


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